Scott's Place
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
~ Albert Einstein
WELCOME TO
MY WORLD
Once upon a time, my dad dumped a bowl of ice-cream over my head: I was talking too much, and he had a headache ...
Ice-cream is strictly forbidden on this web-site!
Here I can say what I please, and, while I don't wish to offend or upset anyone, I'm not going to hold back my opinions for fear of it!
I write a lot of things – at the moment, mostly humor. It's MY humor, though, which means it's not for everyone. I happily accept comments and criticism– but if your complaint is that it doesn't make you laugh, save it, please!
Today's Sample:
"Even activities which aren’t technically physical exercise can be practiced with an eye toward developing useful skills … arguments with a spouse, friend, or family-member can be carried out with the passion and intensity that will be required to get through to that narrow-minded official who simply will not accept news of a coming threat that necessitates calling the National Guard NOW! (In the event that your spouse, friend, or family member becomes intransigent, you can immediately segue smoothly into hand-to-hand, or even armed combat, as applicable.)"
~ Apocalypse: A Guide to Survival
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